Thoughts/observations/questions from my first full week with my new housemates:
Man Java’s fat.
Why does Linux watch me clean out the litter boxes so intently? (Yes, I said boxes).
What the? Dang! I thought I’d gotten all the cat hair off!
Do you have to accompany me into the bathroom?
Do you have to be on me whenever I sit/lie down?
Ok, which one of you doesn’t bury your poop? It really stinks when you don’t do that.
I should’ve tested this air freshener before bought it; now my house smells like old lady.
I should change Java’s name to Skidmark since she seems to enjoy using my carpet as toilet paper…wait, maybe she’s the one that doesn’t bury her poo!